Seven Million Golden Fish

No Sin
November 29, 2008, 6:14 am
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They say they’re open to extra-legal means. I say so what?

Two Catholic Church leaders are open to “extra-legal” means to oust President Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo and are hoping that a mass protest at the end of the month would lead to a “bigger action.”

Bishops Antonio Tobias and Deogracias Iniguez, Arroyo’s staunch critics, asked the people to show their disgust over recent events and hoped that the November 30 protest at the Balintawak Monument could lead to a people power.

I mean, why should we care what these two publicity hungry prelates think is acceptable?

News flash for these losers: they’re no Cardinal Sin.


Colonial Mentality
November 27, 2008, 5:47 am
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Whoever said that we’ve shed our colonial mentality is stupid. We haven’t. Too many of us still run around trying our best to be good little Americans. Some of us try to distinguish themselves from the mass of American wannabes and try their darndest to be … Spaniards. Hah!

But really, wanting to be like these foreign types is not a problem. What burns me up is when Filipinos totally ignore ideas coming from a Filipino only to ooh and ahh at the same idea when a white guy says it. No one wants race to be an issue but the correlation is so blindingly obvious that I’d be a chump not to call it out.

What’s even worse than that is when the bosses start talking about the foreigners as though they were godsent. Motherfuckers haven’t even brought a single idea to the table that isn’t already on file as a proposal from one of us Filipinos.

So fuck you.

Fuck you very very much.

November 25, 2008, 11:20 am
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Reconnected with some old acquaintances recently, thanks to Facebook. That’s been happening alot, but the weirdest re-connect by far has to be the one with my sister’s old boyfriend. That was a trip.

And speaking of weird trips, the Palace calling the opposition’s walk-out an immature tantrum has got to be one of the most delicious ironies I’ve come across thus far. The Palace and its verbal gerbils ought to remember that they are in power precisely because a walk-out took the Estrada impeachment trial into the streets from where they were able to eventually grab power.

Stupid idiots ignoring history are bound to repeat it.

Muslims are stupid
November 24, 2008, 7:59 am
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At least, that’s what this fatwa implies.

The National Fatwa Council’s chairman, Abdul Shukor Husin, said on Saturday many Muslims fail to understand that yoga’s ultimate aim is to be one with a god of a different religion — an explanation disputed by many practitioners who say yoga need not have a religious element.

There must be something in the water over there in Malaysia. First, it was “Non-muslims can’t use the word ‘Allah’ as a synonym for ‘God’ because Muslims might get confused.” Then it was “girls shouldn’t act like boys because it violates Islamic tenets; the sub-text probably being that Muslims might get confused. And now, yoga. Maybe next they’ll ban environmentalism because Muslims might confuse their priorities and not be able to discern whether the environment is more important than Allah.

For the record (and because I don’t want to get my head chopped off), I don’t think that Muslims are stupid. I think that some Muslims might be tho. And it worries me that it’s the stupid ones who seem to get to make the rules.

Why not just shoot her?
November 24, 2008, 5:32 am
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This has been brewing in my brain for the past few weeks. If the quick and absolute removal of Gloria Macapagal Arroyo is the goal, why not just kill her?

As MLQ3 writes:

The only checkmate on the President is impeachment, not the official end of her term; for her term expiring is at best, a moveable goal-post (create a new job, and the expiration of your term isn’t consequential; retiring isn’t a problem if besides an obliging Ombudsman and a friendly Supreme Court, you have a new President you swung the election to). Only impeachment means sudden death, politically. And things can happen very fast, when people see a check mate unfolding, for capitalizing on it requires only a committed and nimble minority with its eye on the prize.

On the contrary, the only real checkmate on the President (on any head of state for that matter) is assassination. Kill the damned bitch and get it over with. I’m pretty sure that’s what’s on a lot of people’s minds anyway since there no longer seems to be any interest in strengthening democratic institutions. People like Doronila speak of the Presidency as a prize to be “captured;” and the great Manuel L. Quezon’s grandson’s view on the matter seemingly (and ironically) trivializes the expiration of the president’s term, ergo, trivializing also the necessity for an orderly transfer of power through democratic means. The presidency, therefore, is no longer for the people to bestow on a pretender, but a crown whose resting place of the moment is determined by the new nobility. Monarchists would be proud.

Is this really the  kind of impatience with the long ways of democracy and republicanism that we want to teach future generations? Do we want to teach future generations that democratic institutions can be dispensed with because they can’t be trusted anyway? Well, how can they ever become trusted when we tear them down whenever we feel we’re not getting the results we want? Is this the way to build up our democracy?

MLQ3, with his children’s crusade, seems to think so. I’ve no reason to doubt his patriotism, but his methods leave me cold. Down the road he has chosen you can foresee only more of the same. I think he does too. I think they all do. Which is probably why no one has yet advocated regicide. Kill a king and you have to be ready, when you’re in power, to live under the same sword and at the mercy of the same strand of horsehair.

The emperor’s new tailors
November 20, 2008, 12:34 am
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The impeachment bloggers seem to be all up in arms over the dismissal of their complaint. Well, what did they really expect anyway?

Leaving aside accusations of partisanship, the intervention itself was pretty shaky. Maganda ang pagkakasulat, pero hindi naman lahat nadadaan sa husay ng pananalita o pagsusulat.

Much was made in the intervention of the fact that the Supreme Court had declared the MOA unconstitutional. Two things must be considered: is the performance of an act that is later declared unconstitutional tantamount to a culpable violation of the constitution? doesn’t the 8-7 decision reflect the reality that the declaration of unconstitutionality is not definitive? And hasn’t the appropriateness of the tenor of the decision been the subject of some debate?

What is Constitutional or not is essentially a matter of interpretation. Which is why the SC is called the final arbiter of Constitutionality. It has the last say and it’s interpretation is what ultimately matters. In fact, until the SC says something is unconstitutional, that something is presumed to be constitutional.

This being the case, I would imagine that a culpable violation of the constitution would be an act (or something) that flies in the face of an established fact (read:something that the SC itself has already declared unconstitutional) of unconstitutionality.

If this seems like too-difficult a standard, well it is. And it is because impeaching a president should not be something that is easy to do. If it were easy to sack a president, then we would have a different president every other year, and most of them not even elected by the people.

The way politics work here is that everyone who isn’t in the fold is against the shepherd, allies all. When the shepherd is kicked out, not all of the erstwhile allies will be able to remain in the fold obviously, so those who are left out become allies with the previous shepherd’s clique and they form the new opposition whose raison d’etre is to oust the new shepherd. And so it goes, round and round. And if it were easy to kick out a shepherd, there would be exactly zero stability in the pasture.

Anyway, an 8-7 decision only means that the constitutionality issue was decided by exactly one person. Without that one person, an equal number of those high-and-mighties pretty much disagreed.

Joaquin Bernas (a constitutionalist beloved by the anti-GMA crowd when he speaks in their favor, but recently rather disgraced because they disagree with him) wrote

But back to the Court’s decision. Does the decision say that peace negotiators may not be authorized to propose amendments to the Constitution? Or, since peace negotiators are the President’s men, does the President’s oath, cited by the Court, to “preserve and defend” the Constitution prevent her from working for changes in the Constitution if needed to achieve peace?

The decision does not say that. After all, the President’s oath binds her not just to “preserve and defend” the Constitution but also to “do justice to every man.” Doing justice to every man may require her to work “out of the box.” Jurisprudence recognizes that the powers of the President are more than just those which are specifically enumerated in the Constitution.

But in these highly charged times, who really cares what the powers of the President are? Its a case of gotcha! advocacies nowadays. Which is exactly what the complaint-in-intervention was. One big GOTCHA! moment. And I might add that it is also a set of new clothes for the emperor.